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*noun* To go hard as fuck to the point of no returns. Usually associated with drinking outrageous amounts of alcohol and waking up with piss in your pants, the taste of shit in your mouth, teeth ground down to the gums and a dislocated jaw from munging out to Darude Sandstorm for 18 hours.
"Holy fuck! Look at John Howard the barnzed up kent! He just rooted his neighbours dog for a durry, the maniac is going ham sanga again tonight!"
"Fuck you Mum! For the last time im not going to eat the stupid broccoli alright! You have been trying this shit on me since Dad left to get durrys from Bi-Lo and never came back! Im going over to me mate Bronsons with a few blue cans and some winnie reds to go ham sanga!"
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A giga chad with a huge cock who can fuck any man in sight just by looking at them.
Damn I wish I could fuck grey ham. He’s so fucking hot.
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Derogatory term for someone of the Jewish persuasion
Menachem: No thanks for the offer of the barbecued pork lips sandwich
Bubba: Sheesh, forgot you were a ham hater from Hebron
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Ham guy - A ham guy is a grown man that's a complete brute, who likes to eat ham.
ex. Dexter Morgan is a ham guy.
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The flab hanging to the side of the knees, typically on the interior of the legs of the ultra obese, but in special cases on the exterior too.
"lookit the knee-hams on that! She shouldn't be wearing shorts in Walmart!"
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when you dangle your ham, which is your labia minora. It's like teabagging.
see beanbagging and teabagging and college kids
"That fucking bitch ass hoe was trying to get in on the teabag fest by danglin' her ham. That ham dangler ass bitch!!"
beanbagging
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Doing something with no finesse or precision, almost as if your fists were made of ham.
He ham-fistedly attempted to carve the sculpture...the result of which was far from aesthetically pleasing
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