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Jew Penis (see wonders of the world): The reproductive organ belonging to a man of the Jewish faith. This organ is used in producing offspring that lives well over 300 years, with extremely strong immune systems, innate physical dominance over other human races, as well as the highest intellectual capacity known to man, and the most efficient warriors. The jew penis is also used for giving extreme amounts of pleasure to women during sex; a team of researchers comprised of medical experts from the U.S., U.K., France, India, and Japan have concluded that women receive more sexual stimulation to their entire body - and mind - from one stroke of penetration from the jew penis than any regular penis. Typically the jew penis is the largest of the human penises and will stay erect for the longest duration of time. Medical advances in treatment for over 100,000 types of human defects/mutations are all due to the plethora of extremely pure genes found in the semen of the jew testicles.
"Did you hear about Jessica?" "Yes, as a matter of fact I did. I heard that Adam Goldman used his 'jew penis' to give great amounts of sexual pleasure to Jessica! Is this true?" "Yes, this is very true Jessica is having trouble finding anything as pleasuring as her penetration by Adam Goldman's 'jew penis'!"
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An action that gives one person an advantage while disadvantaging the other person/people involved and not feeling the least bit of remorse for it.
Commentator 1: "Did you see Dale Earnhart Jr. cut off Jeff Gordon and cause him to crash, taking the lead?"
Commentator 2: "That's what we call a jew move, Bill."
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A jew that is gay (homosexual). A phrase made by one of my friends as an inside joke
There are many different ways he used the term...
You are a gay jew.
You are such a jew.
You are very jewish you f#$%ing gay jew.
Stupid fuxking gay lesbian hippie jew.
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When someone who may or may not be an actual jew works a lot of overtime to make more money; the time that they fianlly clock out is called "jew o'clock".
"Look, my supervisor is still working. Must not be Jew o'clock yet."
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Eruv, Erub or Eruvin in plural; A perimeter usually strung on the utility poles (often rope) that combines seperate pieces of property into one large parcel, it enables jews to observe the traditional Shabbat rules allowing them to carry kids and belongings anywhere inside the perimeter
Hey Shelomo! Sections 1 and 2 of the Jew Rope are up but section 3 is currently down. Ok Yusef, Lets go get the cherry picker!
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A Jew that will do whatever it takes to make money or not to lose money, even if it involves hurting people.
That Wicked Jew boss of mine fired me before I was fully vested, so i didn't get my full pension, I deserve.
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