bus job

A blow job received on a bus. See also wild and crazy bus sex

Britney gave Mike a bus job during the class trip to Baltimore.

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nerd job

To get a blowjob while playing a video game or something else considered "nerdy".

I talked my girlfriend into giving me a nerd job in the middle of a game last night.

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bowl job

Oral sex while you are shitting. A combination of the words "toilet bowl" and "blow job".

Man, that whore is so dirty... She just gave me a bowl job in the outhouse.

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Penis Job

When one man uses his flaccid penis to masturbate another man's erect penis. If the penis stays soft the individual is considered straight. If the penis becomes hard, the gentleman can then be harrassed for being gay.

Hey Bob, I heard you were handing out penis jobs for 2 bucks a pop!

Listen Phil, don't judge me, penis jobs aren't gay unless you get hard.

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heck of a job

Total screw-up. Usually used ironically, to indicate when someone's self-delusion is in direct contradiction to well-known and easily-observed facts.

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

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Sex job

in the same vein as a blow job, it's sex in any shape or form

the pornstar said I got a sex job

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proper job

A word to describe a job well done, or used in recognition of a job to be done. Often used by farmers/agricultural workers

Person 1 "Lets get a bigger hammer"
Person 2 "Proper job"

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