tea berry

to urinate in someone's ear and dip your scrotum in the newly created reservoir.

I went to the doctor to complain of an ear infection resulting from the tea berry I received last week. Little did I know there were a few non-identifiable hairs causing the infection

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Priest Tea

The intoxicating sweat of little molested alter boys that the priest drinks in his off time.

After his sermon father desmond sat down and drink a cup of Priest Tea

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tea joint

Lil fag kids joint, for children who are too edgy for play videogames so they steal mom's teabags, roll it in some exercise book paper, put some cotton as a filter and smoke it so they feel swag.

"you can use a cheap stereo like this so you can hide your tea joints, but me personally i keep a lot of shit in there like i keep all my tea in there"

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Sweet tea

When your girlfriend has diarrhea, sticking a straw in her ass and drinking up all the contents while she sleeps.

Man my girl had some bad Mexican food last night so I gave her some sweet tea so she would feel better when she woke up.

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Rip a Tea

The act of preparing a cup of tea.

"I want to rip a tea so hard"

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tea show

When a bunch of co-workers (especially computer programmer nerds) all flock together in a group to the office Flavia machine and make tea. This event can take place up to four times a day, and usually morphs into an extended period of social interaction, which is a primary culprit of burning company time.

"Man I'm thirsty."
"Yeah, let's do the tea show!"
::all participants flock like girls to the machine::
"So how is your World of Warcraft character?"
::discussion about WoW then continues for 3 hours::

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Cuppa Tea

If you British and a American hears your accent, they will think of the line “cuppa tea”, they might even ask you for a “cuppa tea”.

Chad: Yo whatzzz up, I’m Brad. You new here or something?

Amanda: (British Accent) Greetings Chad, mine own nameth is Amanda. I moved over yonder behindith thou hillside.

Chad: That’s sick brooo. I live their too. Wait are you British? You sound British.

Amanda: Aye, I am British

Chad: Wooah that’s sick bro. (Does British Accent) woulda like a cuppa tea? (Laughs after) haha I’m playing with you. Have a good day Amanda

Amanda (confused) alright, Cheerios Chad.

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