barack h obama

A man so full of shit that even his eyes are brown, he was somehow elected President of the United States and drove us down a deep dark hole that the country will probably never recover from

Barack h Obama was a disaster

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Dropping off the Obamas

Taking a shit. A new-age spin on "Dropping off the Cosbies", or "Dropping the kids off at the pool."

My morning ritual consists of showering, shaving, and dropping off the Obamas.

"Hold on, I gotta go drop off the Obamas."

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Obama Wan

("Obama Wan Kenobi") Given this nickname to define a president who has yet to prove himself a great warrior (or leader in his case). Can also be used to define how Obama is #1!

(Guy 1)"I hope Obama Wan lifts our economy to it's feet."
(Guy 2)"What's an Obama Wan?"
(Guy 1)"Look it up in the Urban Dictionary!"

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Obama's Last Name

Care

Person 1: Hey what's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's "Care"

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Obama job

The act of a womans vagina being opened beyond its original dimension by a particularly large african american penis.

Did you vote? yes I picked the black one hopefully he'll give me an Obama job

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Obama Bin Laden

When you find out Obama's last name

Obama Bin Laden was the 44th president of the United States of Islam.

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Obama's last name

One of the tree unsolved mysteries.

The three unsolved mysteries are

Area 51
Bermuda Triangle
And Obama's last name

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