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When you hear a nice sounding car and it turns out it is not a good looking car.
*loud car vrooming*
"Oooooh that sounded nice"
*sees piece of junk car*
"Oh, it was just a blue ball car"
The theory of balls states that all living things have some sort of ball shaped organ or segment in their body. This can range from cells, bacteria, or even testicles.
“Hey have you heard of The Theory of Balls?”
“No what’s that?”
“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”
the floating ball in older style toilet mechanisms that float in the toilet tank to tell the valve when to stop filling
Can you buy a new toilet ball?
A dump that is so big and painful that it feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.
I gained a newfound respect for mothers after I crapped out a boweling ball.
One who cleans the balls of animals, humans, or anything that has a cock and balls that dangle.
Huggie flamed his way into the room at the party and then came Ken in behind him. When asked what they were doing alone in the room; Ken said that he was a good ball cleaner. Huggie licked his fingers and smiled with glee.
When someone grips a pistol (typically a magazine fed pistol) incorrectly by putting their non-dominant hand at the bottom of the pistol's grip, typically looks like your non-dominant is cupping a pair of testicles.
He's cupping the balls on that pistol, he has no idea how to hold it properly.
Cupping the balls is not how you hold that.
A ball shacker is someone who shacks balls. They are brave, ballsy individuals, who shoots out ballsy remarks wherever they so choose, to whomever they so choose. AKA, one who is nardsy. The verb form of this word, is 'ball shackin'.
Note: you may, and it is recommended that, you elect someone amongst your group of friends to be the king of ball shackin'ry.
1.' Wow.. did you hear what she just said?! What a ball shacker!"
2. She was ball shackin all through the town.
3. In his spare time, he enjoyed ball shackin around the internet.
4. He's probably the coolest, most ball-shackin' person I know!