An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison
Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"
Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"
The sudden urge to masturbate...
While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.
When a group of men/women surround a target and start "fapping" intimidating the target into a fap induced suicide. Usually used by trained professionals.
I hear one of the Russian politicians got fap attacked yesterday.
A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.
"Oh gosh, i wish I could have used her as a fap cushion" - said Tom
The meaning of fap rag is being a dumbass that drives a gay Buick Regal and gets baked for no reason and believes he’s in Minecraft after he gets fried
The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat”
The Fap don’t fucking strap, FAP team #1
"No fap" generally means no masturbation. "No fap" is a culture. Practicing no fap has many health benefits and you should try it .. lol
Girlfriend : babe can we have sex ?
Me : babe it's No fap November !