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Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022


Fap Attack

The sudden urge to masturbate...

While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.

by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013


Fap attack

When a group of men/women surround a target and start "fapping" intimidating the target into a fap induced suicide. Usually used by trained professionals.

I hear one of the Russian politicians got fap attacked yesterday.

by Peeeeepppeeeeee the dog September 28, 2018


fap cushion

A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.

"Oh gosh, i wish I could have used her as a fap cushion" - said Tom

by Mr Fap December 3, 2013


Fap rag

The meaning of fap rag is being a dumbass that drives a gay Buick Regal and gets baked for no reason and believes he’s in Minecraft after he gets fried

Zach Mueller is a fap rag

by Zachm.lovesboys January 18, 2020


The Fap

The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat

The Fap don’t fucking strap, FAP team #1

by Commander Keep Her Lit April 27, 2022


No fap

"No fap" generally means no masturbation. "No fap" is a culture. Practicing no fap has many health benefits and you should try it .. lol

Girlfriend : babe can we have sex ?
Me : babe it's No fap November !

by To madness November 22, 2021