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When you've gone and smoked yourself retarded, or you are retarded and stoned. Either way, you are high-tarded.
At the grocery store...
Laura: I think our sacker was high!
JP: Uh, no, I think he was just "slow"
Laura: Dude, I guess that makes him high-tarded.
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1)Any one who you find rather annoying when intoxicated due to their lack of self controll and ability to always make a fool of them selves
2) Any person you find to be stupid even when alcohol or any other substance has been induced upon the body
Scott is a real fuck tard, as he spewed every where and wouldnt stop trying to get down that chicks pants.
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The short bus in which retarded kids ride in to school and back.
Patrick: Your brother rides the Tard Car to school
Andrew: He's not retarded!
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Any person living in a technologically modern environment who is either incapable of, or eschews attempts at becoming technologically fluent and competent. A person born in the late twentieth century, who despite ready access and exposure to devices like tape recorders, CD/DVD players, cell phones, computers, etc. is unable or unwilling to use or understand them.
He's/She's such a techno-tard, he can't even use a cell phone!
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A select few players from whom it was their own damm fault from receiving any injury resulting from playing Nintendo's newest gaming system, the Wii.
A wii-tard named smith broke his arm by swinging to hard playing baseball.
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Someone who does something stupid for the first time. (Somebody who does something stupid a second time is a retard).
Why did you pick the Cubs to win the World Series last year, you tard? Why did you pick the Cubs to win the World Series this year, you retard? -See the difference?
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