the worst day in history because it’s the day after my birthday
“Whats the date?”
“September 18 20–“
“noooooooooooooooo”
Me: Let me suck your dick My friend: Bro wtf. Me: it’s September 18
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People who are less superior to people born on September 17.
Oh look he's born on September 18, haha I'm more superior than him
Fuck your bestfriend for free. Bois lets go fuck your bestfriends.
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl: But i'm you bestfriend that's weird.
Guy: But it's October 18 - Fuck a bestfriend day.
when you shit your pants and messy and hard
Oh shit think just had 18 wheel lock up
If the person was born on July 18, 2008 then are very sinful.
July 18, 2008
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The list of 18+ people that a 17 year old wants to bang or do sexual activities with when they are 18 years of age (the normalized age of consent globally)
I’m definitely putting Mark Zuckerberg in the 18 bang book meta quest is too good for zuck to not get fucked