anal argument

while in the same vecinity two or more individual begin passing gas back and forth until it finally ends in tragedy; anal conversation

(Mike walks into the room)
Mike- holy shit it smells it here
Tizzle- yeah me and ebby are having an anal argument, his ass just wont shut up
Ebby-well ur ass has a big mouth
Mike- dont get my ass started on that
Tizzle- well my ass does have a point

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Anal Orgasm

The achievment of sexual climax through recieving anal sex alone, without simultaneous stimulation of the vagina or penis.

Bret stroked his lubed cock into his pre-op shemale friends ass deep and hard. "She" (Sarah) cluched the bed sheets and began to moan louder and louder until "her" thighs began to quiver, toes curled, and eyes opened wide at which point "she" screamed out "OH GOOOD!!" and without either Sarah herself nor Bret having stroked her cock exploded in orgasm and squirted cum several inches onto her big fake breasts. Sarah then came again without any touching of "her" cock and this time Sarahs eyes rolled back into her head and she lay on the bed shivering in a semi daze. Sarah knew then what it was to have a purely anal orgasm.

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anal deleter

a term used to discribe ass holes who try and remove every definition on this site because they take UD.com WAY too seiusly

chances are some anal deleter will appose my defenition

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anal game

A game played commonly in mmorpgs such as guild wars, world of warcraft and everquest where players type "anal" folowed by an ability/special move to make a sexual reference.Played by horny nerds who have never actually talked to a girl, let alone had sex. Highly frowned upon by hardxcore ub3r 1337 g4m0rz (37 year olds playing in their parents' basement.)

H4x0r8439:Zomg lol, lets go on wow and play the anal game.

D00mxd347h: lmao roflcopter lets do it!

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hard anal

Very hard intercourse, ferociously banging a hot chick in the ass and cum is splashing everywhere and it sounds like you are swishing jello around, very hardly.

"I just fucked my girl so hard, I called it hard anal!"

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anal glaucoma

21st Century ailment or sickness.

Call the Boss;
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' you say.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' Boss says

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'

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Anal pop

When a male sticks his penis in a male or females anus and pops it out making a click or pop sound

Girl: can I have an anal pop?
Guy: k thts fine
Pop pop pop pop

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