Instead of blowing someone when they’re on the toilet, you eat someones ass when they’re pissing at a urinal
Skyla: I gave Remi a nice reverse blumpkin last night
Mateusz: Damn he must’ve cum into the urinal
When a woman is taking a shit and her man is fucking her face.
I gave Aaron a reverse blumpkin this morning before work. He'll have a great day!
when one is flicking and/or their nipples while receiving a blumpkin (getting head while on the toilet pooping
yo trey, you should ask for a flicker blumpkin from your girl
Modified Eiffel Tower while male receiving oral is taking a dump.
After Todd’s morning coffee he had to move the Eiffel Tower to the bathroom for a Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin.
a group of mythical creatures that only few men get to experience that ride fast on motorcycles
Those Brute Force Blumpkins we’re flying on their bikes.
Prarie Blumpkin, and verb. This is where a dude gets blown in a hot porta pottie, and as the guy getting blown cuts, he blasts his buddy in the face with an egg.
"What did you do this weekend? "
"Not much, drank some white claws and hung out with the boyz got me a Prarie Blumpkin"
Is when your homie is giving you a blowjob and right when you're about to cum, you throw an egg at his head
I never knew what a prarie blumpkin was, until I got a forehead kiss by my best friends pocket egg while giving him a blowjob.