Random
Source Code
Random
1. What John Kerry fled from his fellow soldiers in.
2. What happens when you pull a John Kerry all over a girls face!
That bitch swallowed all of my Swiff boat.
11👍 107👎
Used to example a certain extremity of pain or suprise. Usually used with a number, commonly 2-10, depending on how painful / suprising the occurrence was.
Examples; "I got a tattoo on my lung, and I had to get wasted 'cause it hurt like 8 bitches in a bitch boat!"
"Then Joe came right on Bob's face! Man, that was as suprising as a bitch in a bitch boat!"
61👍 27👎
Defecating onto a piece of plastic wrap held snugly above your lover's face. This provides the view similar to a glass bottomed boat. See also: bradar
Hi lover...you want me to crap on your face? or would you like a glass-bottomed boat today instead? I am feeling dirty...rrrrrr.
21👍 7👎
a very attractive or striking woman, of such caliber as to model at a boat show
Kevin: Are we going to the club Friday night?
Mike: Yes, I hope there will some fine latina boat shows there.
33👍 13👎
German submarine sandwich. Consists of German salami, onions, sauerkraut, pickles, pickled herring, and german mustard (senf), piled onto a loaf of light rye bread.
Hedley had a choice to make. Did he want the regular Italian sub or did he want to risk the U-boat Butterbrot, which like its submarine namesake held the smell of danger about it.
9👍 2👎
Defecating on saran wrap that's held over your partner's face
After dinner my partner treated me to a glass bottom boat ride.
466👍 283👎
Also known as the female clitorus, it's metaphorically equivalent to a frightened lady in a sea vessel of some sort. The shape of a boat shares a distinct similarity to that of a cooter. When the little lady stands up in the boat that is when the female clitorus is excited and this often brings about an orgasm.
"I tried for hours, rocking the boat about, back and forth, but I couldn't get the little lady in the boat to stand erect."
15👍 7👎