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A smaller middle school, built in the 1930's to school Junior High students in the Sacramento area. This school is known for its outstanding STAR test scores as well as its titles for National Championships in debating. The teachers located there are experienced, some teachers deriving from Ivy League schools in the East Coast. The students there are a mix of preppies, wangstas, and the normal everyday student. Cal Middle has Sports programs, such as Track, Soccer, Basketball, Golf, and Softball. California Middle School has been recognized as a California Distinguished School on numerous occasions, past and present. It is situated in the wealthy and upper middle class neighborhood of Land Park, where the students are in safe enviroments near or on school grounds. Its GATE (Gifted And Talented Education) learning program is famous for quality and excellence, with over half of the school population bening member of the program. Overall this school kicks some major ass...
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A prank originating in Maryland to be performed during sexual intercourse.
YOU NEED:
-A girl, preferably one who is willing to have sex with you.
-A friend
-A room with a closet and a window.
WHAT YOU DO:
Step 1: Make your friend hide in the closet.
Step 2: Convince the girl to have sex with you while looking out the window.
Step 3: During intercourse, the friend silently comes out from the closet and you switch with him. Unbeknownst to her, your friend is now having sex with the girl.
Step 4: Go outside, in view of the window, and wave at your girl.
-CAUTION-
It is quite likely that performing the California Border Hop will put your friend's penis will soon be in peril and his face may soon have a red hand mark imprinted on it.
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Is when you take a crap on a womens chest then titty fuck her till ya bust.
Ask the old lady if she wanted to go out and eat, she said only if ya know a lkace serving up my favorite, the california hot plate to go.
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Ramming a girl in the ass while drinking a Coke. Right before he finishes the coke, blows the load in the can, mixes it up, pores it in her ass and sucks it back out. The exchanges the liquid into her mouth as she swallows it.
Austin was so excited to tell his friends that he did the California Vending Machine with his girlfriend Shelby
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When you have sex with a girl, and after you finish you light her on fire.
I was banging this chick last night, and as soon as I was done, I California Wildfire'd her ass
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You ever been to Chula Vista, California? No? It's just Mexico.
When the weather in California goes from a few day of heat(or cold) to the opposite leaving you saying "what the fuck is up with the weather?!?!"
What the hell man?!!? It was 98 yesterday and sunny as hell and today it's 65 and cloudy. Fuckin' california sucker punch