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To catch someone at a 20

Doing something really bad to someone as you were to put him all in.A romanian expression invented by one of the best poker players of the country.

Dan:'Hey, you're so bad'
Vlad:'Don't worry, Dan, I will catch u at a 20.'
(To catch someone at a 20 is a real threat)

by vladc April 6, 2018


catching cum

Giving oral sex in which the individual giving allows the receiver to ejaculate in their mouth, typically followed by swallowing.

Who would’ve known that pretty little mouth of yours would be so good at catching cum.

by I’m so high dude September 29, 2022


catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.

by Sexydimma October 3, 2016


You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019


The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

by nood564 March 31, 2020


Catching The Flying Squirrel

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth

"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "

by UnkleLumpY July 9, 2022


Catch Zero

a situation that is free from any trouble or hassle; a predicament-free situation.

With the intervention of the central bank, the banks are now in the Catch Zero situation.

by uttam maharjan November 29, 2010

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