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A person who has nothing better to do but mind everyone business! This person has no room to talk about anyone case and point they gossip about others because nobody wants or cares to hear about them. 9 times out of ten it's a fat, ugly, bitter,miserable person
Patricia is such a NOSEY CUNT she keeps her nose on everyone's business!
To be a 'Right Cunt' is to be an absolute Asshole or fucken Prick!
I guess the 'right' just adds emphasis. Can also use 'bloody', 'proper' or 'full' instead.
"He was being a 'right fucken cunt', so I stepped in and fucked him up."
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Most guys that get married get a mother inlaw, but other less fortunate fella's get a cunt inlaw. No matter what these poor slobs do to appease the old bat its never good enough and the nosey bitch is always trying to break up a happy couple. Cunt inlaws problems most often stem from being jealous of their own daughters having a better marriage than they do.
One day an average Joe surprises his coworkers by actually going out with them for drinks after work. One of them ask him whats the occasion and the response is, "I called my sweety and found out the cunt inlaw stopped by for another unannounced visit."
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A person (usually male) who is otherwise a decent, respectable and likeable person who for reasons unknown to science turns into an absolute and complete cunt the second he gets behind the wheel of an Audi and thereafter drives as though he and only he has the right to be on the road.
Gavin: "...I was driving up the M1 today going into the roadworks, everyone was merging in turn nicely and as I was about to change lanes this cunt comes roaring up and blocks me, then the next guy does the same and so did the cunt after him."
Alan: "What were they driving?"
Gavin: "Erm, think it was an A6 Avant, RS4 then an A5 convertible"
Alan: "Sounds like a bunch of Audi Cunts"
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Scottish Term of endearment;
Someone who is a genuinely good person.
"Aye, a know John. He's a sound cunt"
1. The common eye disease which causes a person to overlook anyone who is a cunt or acting as such.
2. The aftermath of oral stimulation to a squirter.
1. Dude, im sorry i didnt see you, i suffer from cunt blindness
2. After a few minutes of fun, Steve had to get a towel to relieve his cunt blindness
Cunt-a-table is a term used for when a female(or someone with female Genitalia,hence 'Cunt') smashes/hits there reproductive organ against any part of of a table.
Person A - 'I'm so bored'
Person B - 'Ahh just Cunt-a-table'