The guy all girls like, but no one ever dates him because he is to much like a fairy tail.
"Is that Ethan Taylor? Or am I dreaming again?"
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is tall, very strong, knows everthing, and has a giagantic, fucking huge dick
oh shit it's Ethan Rowe
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Mastering the art of performing a wet burrito
I fasho pulled a Dirty Ethan last night
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HE IS A SELFISH DEFORMED FUCKER WHO KNOWS MY E-MAIL
Me: Hey, Ethan, Fuck off
Ethan:I WILL SEND ABUSIVE E-MAILS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
Me: Ethan is a Dick
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A really nice, down to earth person and is actually really smart too. He is very insecure but thinks your amazing so compliment him also. He is really fun to hang out with and one of the most loyal
friends in the world. If heβs in your life you
are lucky.β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Girl 1- Ethan is so stupid, annoying, and ugly.
Girl 2- No heβs not why does everyone say
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Girl- I got kissed by Ethan Smith
Other girl- NO WAY
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1. Saying a joke or statement that has no meaning other than providing others with a sense for how retarded one is
2. Using formal words one does not know the meaning of in an attempt to sound smarter than one is (possibly in a deep voice)
"Dude Shane kept saying the same joke over and over, it wasn't even funny he was totally pulling an ethan."
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