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When you fuck your bitch for 3 hours straight and you need a sandwich but your dick is to tender to walk so you tell her to make you one.
"yo bitch, I nailed you so long I deserve my 3 hour sandwich."
"fuck your tender dick"
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An older woman who unintentionally becomes a cougar when she is crushed up against a younger man on a crowded train or bus.
Guy 1: Dude, you smell like perfume! Guy 2: Yea, man, the subway was packed this morning. I was embraced by a rush hour cougar!
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The time of day between 12:30-6:00 AM when boys are extra horny and will hit up all of their hoes. Usually they ask for nudes and try being freaky.
horny nigga hours is thetime where boys would usually text all there hoes
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A period of time were a male stripper of Mexican race gives oral sex and pregnancy in exchange for hot Cheetos. Only his best friends get discounts.
B AND A AND U
Did i hook up with him during happy hour time?
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Any time where a hoe isn’t getting enough attention or love that she needs to continue pursuing her hoe actions.
“Last night I experienced some serious sad hoe hours”
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Nice way for a husband to turn down his wife's sexual advances upon entering the bed.
Wife: Wanna fool around???"
Husband: "I'm outta hours" while he is rolling over...
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Missing boi hours is anytime from 11:30 pm- 5:30 am. This is when you miss your ex or a family member or a friend
B: man, it’s missing boi hours, and I really miss L
M: aww B I let it out
P: man I feel ya
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