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Kevin Matisyn

A wonderful singer that was the original vocalist for Evans Blue. A few years ago he was voted out of the band by that pricks that thought they knew better than him. He joined up with Tim Huskinson from Framing Hanley to form Parabelle. Parabelle released the two disc debut A summit Borderline and A Drop Oceanic. The band then suffered from extensive lineup changes. After they changed a few times, they got back together and released Reassembling the Icons. This cd was released Independent, yet still managed to release 8th on the charts, a feat very rarely achieved. Currently he is writing new music and touring with parabelle.

Kevin Matisyn once sang for Evans Blue, but those guys sck ever since they kicked him out.
Kevin Matisyn is now the singer of Parabelle and they are fucking awesome!
Kevin Matisyn has an amazing voice.

by CoconutCoconutX January 2, 2011

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Kevin Durant

Leaving a losing team to go to a winning team and being a little bitch

Cody: "My team is so bad I want to Kevin Durant"
Anthony: "It's ok bro I'm a Kevin Durant too"
Nathan: "Everyone calls me a Kevin Durant"

by babyfaceassassin July 5, 2016

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Kevin Harvick

When you're mid-sex and you rip off her freakin' head.

God damn. I'm about to Kevin Harvick her.

by timmyhillisthegoat November 24, 2021

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Kevin Syndrome

Kevin Syndrome is an extremely rare disease with unknown causes that causes the patient to experience extreme psychological torture due to hallucinations and self-made connections to conspiracy theories about bread. Most conspiracies about bread include but are not limited to:
•Someone is entering their house and toasting 1 piece of bread as a mark.
•A piece of bread is destroying their house.
•A piece of bread has gained sentience.
•All bread has gained sentience.
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is toasting itself which is it's form of suicide
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is dirtying itself (jumping in water, getting moldy, falling on the floor etc.) which is its form of suicide.
•A piece of bread is trying to kill them.
Kevin syndrome is named by and after Kevin O'Reilly (AKA: Call Me Kevin) in a Youtube video when playing I am Bread titled "I AM BREAD but I will never get to be toast."

Oh dear, I think Naveah has Kevin Syndrome. Quick, get rid of all bread in the house!

by bean-baen-bnae-bnea-nbea-nbae November 19, 2018


kevin ton

One of the few saviors of ska and the rudeboy culture. Known for spreading the message of goodness and fun through ska, rocksteady, and reggae music; is widely know for teaching the people how to skank and rock.

Person #1: Yo, you know that cat Kevin Ton?
Person #2: Yeah brotha! He taught me how to skank yesterday.

by Matt Golf March 24, 2008

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Sticky Kevin

One who cannot resist the urge to take all toiletries (soap, shampoo, lotions, etc) home with them when leaving a hotel

After i saw the unopened soaps a d shampoos in his shaving kit, i realized my brother in law was a sticky kevin

by Marc steffenhagen May 11, 2018


Kevin the gerbil

Originally Kevin the gerbil was (ITV's) Roland rats' best friend. These days it can be applied to anyone called Kevin. Although this conjures up the idea of a man called Kevin inserting a small rodent into his anal passage this is not entirely correct. Kevin the gerbil's are fun, friendly, and a bit of a jack the lad, they are usually the life and soul of the party

That Kevin the gerbil is a right laugh.

The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated

by Rich the stitch June 25, 2012