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Movie found on Ebaums world involving 2 guys singing about breakfast in sync.
Guy 1: Milk and Cereal!
Guy 2: Milk and Cereal!
Guy 1: Cereal and Milk!
Guy 2: Cereal and Milk!
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The best damn beer in the world.
Dude pour me another pint of Mothers Milk, damn this is good beer!
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(v)- To gather the semen of a large (more than 5) number of men in a jar. See also Chastising the Nun.
After Milking the Nun at a frat party, some idoit thought it was a Pina Colada and drank the whole damn thing.
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A concoction created by two Michael's in Raleigh, North Carolina using the following logic.
Chocolate syrup + milk = chocolate milk.
Strawberry syrup + milk = strawberry milk.
Maple syrup + milk = maple milk.
It was found to be too strong at times and one could only drink a little of it if too much maple syrup was used. However, if too little is used the results can be just as bad. Work on getting your own mixture down in small doses before making a big glass.
Person 1: I'm thirsty....
Person 2: Oh! Try some maple milk!
Person 1: ...what! That sounds gross!
Person 2: No! I'm serious! *makes a glass*
Person 1: *tries it* ...you're right! This is pretty good!
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Bro 1: Wow man I made that chick we met at the party cum all over my schlong! But it smelled weird...
Bro 2: Yo, you are fucking disgusting!!!
Bro 1: Huh?
Bro 2: That brawd had a dirty filthy cunt. That was pussy milk.
Bro 1: Oh God!!!
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Popular Mexican anti-gay slur. When you get fucked in the ass so much and have so many guys shoot their loads in there that you shit "milk."
Donald Trump is such a milk shitter.
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1. That carton of milk that sits in the fridge which you never want to touch because your disgusting dad who chews tobacco and never brushes his horrifying teeth is too lazy to get a damn glass, instead resorting to taking swigs out of the carton.
Person 1: "Every morning I get so pissed off, the last thing I want in my mouth is daddy milk."
Person 2: "...I'm gonna go."
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