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A statement normally used to express the fact that you aren't going to lie about the next statement.
I'm not gonna lie, she's one ugly bitch.
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The rapper way of saying that you are way cool
I'm so fly chicks wanna bang me when I drive by
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Something every girl texts/says to their boyfriend while they're busy.
Girlfriend: "Wanna come over?"
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*
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On of the two most shocking things you can say on thanksgiving at thanksgiving dinner. It can stop the dinner in its tracks.
Father:And what are you thankful for?
Son:I'm thankful for pussy.
Father:What did you say?
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Trendy cotton canvas tote released in 2007 by UK designer Anya Hindmarch. Aimed at reducing the use of plastic bags when shopping. Caused a big hype because it costs only 5 british pounds and is being resold for hundreds on the internet.
The affordability, celebrity endorsement, limited availibity and designer label have created it a much sought after fashion item.
There has been some slight controversy surrounding its "unethical" roots, as it is made in China without using locally grown or organic materials.
The I'm Not A Plastic bag is popular among softcore envionmentalists and fashionistas.
The model Lily Cole strolls the London streets with her I'm Not A Plastic bag
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Term used when you are having intercourse with a red headed person, usually covered in freckles and pale skin.
Brett: Hey. Daniel Horn sent me a text.
Spencer: What's it say?
Brett: "Guess what, I'm fuckin this clown!(Open pic)...A WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S MY SISTER!"
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I'm bored please help me i might die
I'm really bored fuck my life
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