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when a dude high off bars pants sag to their knees since they honestly don't give a shit about their pants sagging
guy 1: tell dude pick his pants up
guy 2: nah dude he off xans right now
guy 1: them shits xan pants not even sagging no more
When your belly casts a shadow over your genitals, obscuring them from view.
Who needs a thong when you have shadow pants?
When a guy doesn't actually wear his pants but instead holds up the pants to cover his private parts.
Look, that guy is wearing shadow pants!
Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.
Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.
Bro- you smell.
Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.
Pants strategically placed on the floor next to the bed for emergency situations when you sleep naked. You just step right in and geaux.
Good thing I had my floor pants next to the bed when the mother-in-law barged in the house.
A person who sells-out by putting a price on their dignity, effectively whoring their standards and views out for money, instead of their bodies.
Newspaper Editor: I need you to write a article on how evil gays are
You: But I have nothing against the gays
Newspaper Editor: Write it or your sacked!
You: Fine I quit, I'm not going to be your pants-on prostitute
If you go around pouting your a pouty pants
Donald Trump needs to put on his big man pants and accept he lost the presidential election instead of being a pouty pants.