Redneck shower

When you wont take the time to wash your BO off or waited to the last second to get ready so you wiped deodorant all over yourself to cover up the smell

Dad: Hey its time to go to your friend's birthday party,did you take a shower?

Son: Nope,wheres the speed stick? I'll just take a redneck shower.

Dad: Dammit i didn't raise you to be this lazy!

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Shower Games

An event in jail in which the weakest link is brutally raped and made into a hoe.
( Usually in shower)

Hey, Bubba! Up for some shower games tonight? I heard that they got a new 'un in from a real quiet place in PA. Could be a nice piece a tail....

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Corn Shower

This is when a person will only eat corn for a week, once they are all full of corn the corn eater with take a shit on the head of another.

Jason's fucking a sick bitch, She asked him for a corn shower last night. to bad he was on that meat diet.

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Fecal shower

The art of removing a shower head from a shower and then defecating into it. The shower head is then returned so that the person or partner can then shower in the liquid faeces !

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Dundee shower

The act of using deoderent in place of a real shower, like the unwashed people of Dundee.

No hot water left? I'll just have a Dundee shower.

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Shower Rescue

A game. When a girl is taking a shower, you burst in and 'rescue' her, take her to 'safety'

(Girl taking shower, I burst in)

Girl: Arrrrgh! What the fuck are you doing?
Me: Shower rescue!
Girl: Oh, ok, that's fine

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milf in shower

When a milf is in the shower

Hey dude, last night i saw this sexy milf in shower!!!

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