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A man who does not exist. It will never exist. Unless you are in a dream. So good luck to all the ladies.
Girl-Senpai: I want to marry a six foot Asian guy.
Guy: You will never find him.
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"Wanna play some Rainbow Six Siege?"
"Hell no, that's just Counter-Strike."
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The best first person shooter game of its generation, people who say otherwise have the iq of half a pebble
-Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege is gay
-No u
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Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.
I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament
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An Elite group of U.S. Navy Seals.
Most notably, they are the elite group responsible for the killing of terrorist, Osama Bin Laden.
Osama Bin Laden: No one will get me now, I'm so totally invincible and brave, hiding here like a little bitch.
U.S. Navy Seal Team Six: "Roger that, tango in my sights, over". ...... "Headshot".
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means: i love you too
or
I <3 U 2
then you can make it into an equation
I <3(u2)
which becomes
I <6u
or
I less than six you!
person 1: I love you!
person 2: I less than six you!
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1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.
2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.
Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!
2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.
Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.
Person A: Jesus.
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