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Boyfriend Syndrome

When a girl is having sex with a guy regularly but he is not or will not ever be her boyfriend yet she starts to act as if he is. Getting jealous, wondering where he is, who he is with. Starts to become sensitive to the things he says.

Julia: "Ugh Ryan hasn't text me at all today"

Stefani: "Julia it's only 10 am"

Julia: "Well he posted a snapchat so I know he is awake!"

Stefani: "OMG you have boyfriend syndrome"

Julia: "FML OMG I dooooo"

by EllaElla October 28, 2017


Ethel Syndrome

Slang for an ailment caused by missing someone, or “simping for someone”, most likely called Ethel. The reason the name “Ethel” was picked was because it originated from an elderly man who had strong feelings for his partner (named Ethel). Ethel Syndrome can be used interchangeably with the popular internet slang “simp”.

I like this girl so much, I must have a case of Ethel Syndrome.

by ArcticToast August 19, 2023


Lagoa Syndrome

an incurable disease which causes a person to have the inability to keep something to ones self, a talker, blabber mouth
this person usually seems friendly nice and trustworthy, is very easy on the eye and uses this to their advantage.
this person will lure you in til you give them juicy gossip and secrets and tell you to your face over and over '' your secret is safe with me'' or ''don't worry i wont tell anyone''
this person is also the type of person once you sleep with them or have any type of sexual contact with them as soon as they leave they will pick up their phone n tell your business to the next person.
CAUTION: when dealing with these types of people it can be heartbreaking, embarrassing, upsetting, and reputation breaking

ANY PERSON SUFFERING FROM lagoa syndrome IS NOT MARRIAGE, BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND, OR UNDERCOVER bedbuddy MATERIAL ... IT WILL BACKFIRE IN YOUR FACE

No secret is safe with any person who suffers from Lagoa Syndrome.

my all time crush and i finally hooked up and the very next day everyone knew about it... i think he suffers from lagoa syndrome!

heart breaking , lagoa , syndrome bed buddy disease undefined bed buddie

by scorncadet June 30, 2011


Sweaterman Syndrome

A disorder in which overconsumption of alcohol--specifically beer--induces a large, jiggling midsection that causes the sufferer to wear sweaters on a daily basis.

His development of sweaterman syndrome decreased his mediocre score on the Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale substantially.

by youdabestttt November 3, 2011


Mormon syndrome

To blindly believe whatever retarded bullshit you are fed.

"Neil has a bad case of Mormon syndrome, what a fucking idiot"

by BigDealNeil October 19, 2016


Milkdud Syndrome

A serious psychological disorder that affects women specifically after giving child birth. Milk dud syndrome occurs after being coupled with the lack of much-needed self-confidence and the need to show off ones breast while breast feeding to the public for personal attention.

Female 1: Why does this lady feel the need to whip out her saggy breasts in the line at Walmart to feed her child?

Female 2: Oh she must have MDS, milkdud syndrome, It occurs and women who have a lack of self-confidence after giving birth.

by #TAOW February 1, 2020


Rumination Syndrome

Rumination disorder is a condition in which a person will unintentionally/unconsciously bringing up food from the stomach into the mouth (regurgitation) and rechewing the food and either swallowing the rechewed food or spitting it out, usually during or soon after eating. Unlike puking, regurgitating doesn't feel forced, regurgitating almost seems to happen naturally, without effort, like a normal reflex of your bodies' organs.

Rumination seems to be a spectrum, as in everyone experiences it differently and on different levels. Some people have their physical health completely deteriorate to the point of hospitalization, while others may not even notice that they have Rumination Syndrome to begin with.

Some people associate Rumination Syndrome with eating disorders (specifically Bulimia) due to the fact that they are similar in nature, but doctors have not found a direct link between Rumination Syndrome and any eating disorders.

If you think you may have Rumination Syndrome, please look at a more detailed and professional website with more detailed facts and see a doctor as soon as possible. Rumination Syndrome can be a very serious health concern and have a lot of negative effects on your life.

Person 1: "How come you never eat a lot?"
Person 2: "It's because of my Rumination Syndrome, it causes me to regurgitate most of the food I eat, so it's uncomfortable for me to eat a lot."

by i feel really sick March 8, 2023