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the day dedicated to the best person ever
sami: guys its national mio finn richie boris mike miles wolfhard day
mio: fuck off /j
sami: ilyt 🥰
Age: 20
Ethnicity: congolese
Gender: Male
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 220 lbs
Hair Color: Black
DOB: June 9, 1992
Hometown: South Bronx, NY'
Training facility: ABC Training center INC.
Motto: "Y'all wanna win? Put Boobie in."
Relationship status: Single;)
boobie miles
Similar to the mile high club but requires having sex on a boat, yacht or jet ski
While I was on the cruise I fucked this lady and became a member of the wet mile club.
when someone is giving hard head and u r cumming so much in her mouth
A massive evacuation of the bowels, that provides a profound sense of relief.
Man, I just did a 20 mile MTB trail today and I feel great
1👍 1👎
One-fourth of a mile.
My friend ran a quarter mile in 3 minutes!
The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete
Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."