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sean

sean is the most gumpy person in this world. there is no one as gumpy as sean. he is very fat and full of himself and needs attention so badly he makes the worst jokes I've ever heard. He gets head from emo bitches who only smoke and don't go to class, and he plays Fortnite instead of doing his homework for the class he has a D in. He also looks like Gaten Matarazzo.

"do you know sean?"
"yeah he's weird as fuck"

by losam May 1, 2023


Sean

Your homeless friend that sleeps on your sofa 9 nights a week, promises only one more night then 17 years later is still stealing your drugs and blaming it on your neighbors cat whom he swears sneaks in the house at night & sexually assaults him. He hasn’t worked a job since 2001 but says he is an independent contractor with a tool box with nothing but a a screwdriver & your dead mothers wedding ring

Don’t do drugs kids or your gonna be a Sean!

by me.drugbuggg August 27, 2023


Sean

Sean is a great guy and an amazing friend. Whether you know him as a friend or a boyfriend he raises your standards and proves that great guys do exist in the world. He's goofy, fun, nerdy (in a good way), and makes it impossible to have a boring moment with him. Having a Sean in your life makes you an extremely lucky person and you don't want to take them for granted. He may sometimes feel insecure or overthink, but you will hardly ever hear anyone have a bad thing to say about him. Everyone loves being around him as he's a very charismatic person with plenty of exciting thoughts to share, so make sure you listen and laugh along.

Person 1: Yo that guy seems cool who is that?
Person 2: That's Sean! He's the funniest guy I know

by spiderwebber13 April 13, 2024


sean

is just the bestest boy friend ever on periodt like ur best friend as a friend

sean ur my best friend

by ello teheheeheeh November 22, 2020


Sean

SEXIEST PERSON ALIVE WHO COULD PULL A DOG

Hey whats your name?
Sean
OHHH U THAT HOT MF

by Akari <3 March 11, 2022


Sean

A total flaming fag. Likes sitting on a big dick while his gf watches. He may come across as a macho man but really he’s a power bottom.

That dude is totally a sean.

by zman92 August 16, 2022


Sean

SEAn - short for South East Asian.

That phrase is the most sean I've ever heard.

by hop97 April 1, 2023