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gene pool monopoly

When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.

Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.

by Lovell from UT November 4, 2010


a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023


pirate pool

Common term used in playing pool when you give your opponent a bad shot on purpose. Usually done at the end of the game when you're about to win and you don't want your opponent to catch up

Player 1: You completely missed your shot, why did you put it in the worst place possible?
Player 2: Pirate pool.

by TheeeWiseJanitor August 7, 2017


Piss pool

words used when a place contains people who are angry or simply pissed off

remember the great depression? yeah that time where the earth is a Piss pool

by Piss pool March 21, 2020


Pool piggyback

Anal sex in a pool while swimming with a team . The sport of Kings

“Left pool piggybacked Right for 1.02 miles before everyone had to get out of the pool because the lifeguard spotted pieces of brown shit floating next to them”

by King baby March 11, 2022


Mark Poole

Somebody who likes to experiment with objects in their booty

Woah, look at that mark poole, he has a cell phone up his anus

by Stonerking51 May 3, 2019


Pool full of fun

Pool referring to a bed and fun referring to people

"There was a pool full of fun in my apartment last night!"

by Peisoan January 2, 2017