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Child of a Nursing Home occupant that finds out their parent is not nursing home rehabilitation material anymore, but persistently tells the staff to keep his or her parent because he or she doesn't want to care for the parent, when the parent has nowhere to go.
Yvonne is a Nursing Home Nazi, she wants to leave her father in the Nursing Home even though he doesn't need it, just so she doesn't have to look after him.
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The killing of any small rodent by inserting it into your anus, therefor sending it home to Jesus.
Joffrey got tired of his wife's hampster, so now he's sending it home to Jesus
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A lesbian ginger that fucks up your whole life by spreading her legs to anyone that will pay her attention. Including: husbands, wives, and kids! She will also steal your liquor!
Dude, that home wrecker whore stole everything, my husband, vodka, and panties! We also like to call her the ginger bandit!
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When a guy is talking a crap sitting on the toilet and another person (girl or guy) sits on his lap and also takes a crap. The crap then slides down the guys dick and plops in the toilet
This girl gave me a home run slider last night and it felt good
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a mustang with cheap ebay euro tail lights and a body kit. home cooked rice
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An open mouth kiss between a mormon couple. This NEVER happens in a public place, and rarely happens before marriage.
Tyrel hit a mormon home run on his honeymoon for the first with his wife after a romantic walk around a mormon temple.
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Tell your boss your working from home but you actually do a bunch of personal stuff like online gaming with the other IT folks who are "working" from home.
Early morning email from associate to boss: "I will be working from home today so I can wait for an expected delivery."
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