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n. a very unfortunate event, similar to hearing a certain person sing. see also troll.
n. a certain person who can't sing for SHIT
omg! did you just hear that? fucking unicorn.
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An euphemism for fellatio, oral sex, an act performed by a person on the penis of a male, the opposite of cunnilingus. The term was created by “The Man” and has become popular due to its frequent use on the legendary podcast Slacker and The Man. It is important to this podcast not to offend their sensitive listeners, many being doctors and lawyers.
Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A unicorn is a horse like animal with a long horn believed to have healing powers. If you haven’t figured it out yet, unicorn is another euphemism for that most honored part of the male anatomy, the penis. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a woman charging with her face first into a gentleman’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a man.
FNG: Did you see that chick in the Poison Ivy costume?"
Snuggles the Fister: "Yeah, she is totally going to headbutt the unicorn tonight."
Mashers: "What's headbutt the unicorn?"
The Man: "The opposite of headbutt the buffalo."
Dobbs (singing): "Show me how to blow dudes, blow dudes..."
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A 'Prairie Unicorn' is the exact opposite of a swamp donkey. This term is used whenever someone is so beautifully gorgeous that you have no other words to explain how gorgeous said person is.
"Wow, have you seen Tina lately.. What a Prairie Unicorn man."
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A culture that adopts the iconoclastic anti-authoritarianism of punk but instead of transgressing social norms by dressing in red and black, dresses ostentatiously flamboyant—often with lots of colors, rainbows, or overall absurdity, such as unicorns or unicorn variants of animals (which are also a symbol of making something unique and extraordinary in software development), high tech like UFOs (possibly symbolising something malicious or threatening) and unicorns under construction, and ancient Greek cats (possibly symbolising wisdom).
It's easy to know someone is telling you how it is when they dress in unicorn punk.
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The act of a mythological orgasm.
It was so big I Unicorn Splashed into another dimension.
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When a unicorn cooks a meal but cuts itself in the process of putting the oil in (Unicorns are mysterious creatures don't ask how they cut themselves with oil) it combines and makes a poisonous substance that kill all walruses
The unicorn oil danced in the midnight sun with Donkey while listening to Miley Cyrus
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To call somebody unicorn during sexual intercourse. Usually used with mentally damaged people. Or attention whores.
Bro last night this chick had a unicorn kink! Never heard that one!
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