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N. The ultimate in the range of awkward items or animals. An individual intending to correctly execute an awkward beached whale should lie face down on the ground and thrash their legs whilst pressed together as an impersonation of a whale's flipper. Then while doing this, the individual should rock from side to side whilst helplessly hitting the ground directly to their side with limp arms. The awkward beached whale is most successfully executed by lying on a floor, but it can also be executed on a table or chair.
Awkward beached whale should be used to best affect at a time of severe awkwardness which should be enough to break the ice of any situation.
*WARNING* AWKWARD BEACHED WHALE SHOULD NOT BE ATTAMPTED AT ANY INAPPROPRIATE AWKWARD TIMES SUCH AS IN A CHURCH OR IN A PROM DRESS OR TUXEDO. IT WILL CONSIDERABLY MAKE THE SITUATION MORE AWKWARD AND CAUSE PEOPLE TO TAKE OFFENCE !!!
1) Perfect time to do awkward beached whale.
(In a room where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)
Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: wow who is that crazy man ?
Person 3: "It's an awkward beached whale !"
Person 2: "haha that's hilarious"
Multiple people laugh and awkwardness stops.
2) Wrong time for an awkward beached whale.
(At a formal occassion where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)
Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: (silence)
Person 3: (silence)
Person 2: (silence)
Awkwardness increases and people ignore the individual who feels even more awkward for increasing the awkwardness and for messing up his/her formal clothes.
When one forcefully shoots diseas ridden diarrhea up a partners nasal cavity.
Yoooo! Last night I preformed the reverse whale spout on your chick!
A fucking retard thing some douchebag says to be funny.
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This game originated around 2016. By 2017 and 2018 this game took the life of many people. This game gives you 50 tasks , there is no way to quit. But thankfully for playing blue whale you need to do a deep web search. In this game a person chats with you and gives you tasks like crave f14 on your hand, stand at the edge of a high bridge , etc. It is highly recommended not to play this game
The popular Blue Whale Challenge of 2015 is banned in most places.
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"Little Sperm Whales on the fucking shore"
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When one is so overcome with emotion that he or she makes a noise akin to a whale getting stabbed through with a hot poker and dragged several miles by a racing speedboat before getting forcibly beached onto a remote island where the beach has sharp, pointy rocks instead of sand.
Alternatively defined as: Regular whale noises amplified in a sobbing manner by an emotionally compromised human being.
Your favorite character in that show you've been watching for five years dies at the end.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
or
Your celebrity crush bumps into you in a coffeeshop AND ACTUALLY CARESSES YOUR ARM and smiles at you and everything.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
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The positive alternative to the blue whale challenge which is also known as BWC.
Some refer to the pink whale challenge as PWC.
The PWC is similar to the BWC, however, it is only filled with positive tasks.
There are 50 tasks, such as 'Write "I am beautiful" on your hand with a sharpie or marker.' or 'Give yourself a pep talk for at least 5 minutes.'
NOTE: Please do not participate in the BWC, it is a suicide game with DANGEROUS tasks. If you feel suicidal urges or feel the need to harm yourself please call the national suicide hotline. The number is below.
National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255
Robert: Hey man, I'm doing the Pink Whale Challenge.
Jenny: That's great, I am too!