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Miss Wood looks like mrs potato head but on crack. You can see her from a mile away because she is a whale. If you see her u will probably get 10 after schools because u looked at her weird. She sits on her ass all day and spealizes in giving people kids hard times.
Quick Miss woods coming hide your bag and hit the boost on the ASAP.
The cheap materials you see in furniture from walmart. Aka plywood, particle board, cardboard, if you paid $800 for a kitchen pantry which came packed in a box from wayfair, you paid far too much.
Handyman: "Ma'am I'm sorry your furniture fell apart as I was assembling it but what do you expect? It's not made of solid wood, it's manufactured wood."
When you do hood rat things in the woods
Hey Gerry grab your Ak a shovel and some suds. We got some wood rat things to do.
The boner you get between 12am and 5am that you can't exactly term "Morning Wood"
"I got Dusk Wood after midnight."
"Dusk Wood, not Morning Wood."
There are so many fucking leaves and no one comes outside, they just are in their windows 24/7. I can see the inside of their house at night because they dont give a fuck about how bad and shit their room looks
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: At westhampton woods
Person 1: Fuck off
A school we’re the football team rule everything, a place we’re the teachers be dick riding if u ain’t got uniform on, a school we’re all the hoes be at, football team is live but basketball team can’t win a game this season @mr ward
U see Winton woods basketball team they ass fr especially that y’all talk ass nigga Aaron he shit but Damari,tony,Kendall live