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When your dealer says this he’s just gonna take the piss
Brad: yo how far out are u
Kyle: I’ll be 20-25 minute
Brad: You literally said that an hour ago u chat utter shit I’m getting a fat top up now u bastard
when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.
bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?
rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.
bob:....respect....
When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
Being someone’s seven minutes or being in someone’s seven minutes. Psychology says when you die, you are still partially conscious and your brain reviews the best parts of your life for seven minutes. If somebody says that to you, it means you have impacted them in a good way to the point they'll remember you at death.
“You’re my seven minutes.” He said to me.
The biggest lie that we have been told by our friends
"¿When are you gonna be ready?"
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
*4 hours later*
"Hey im ready now"
When the duration between a particular activity has been an exceedingly long time.
Larry: Let’s go to the casino and play blackjack.
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!
A minute can be interpreted as a long time, best shown at the start at From the D to the LBC by Eminem and Snoop Dogg.
Eminem: "It's been a minute, but fuck it lets go" *raps*
Snoop Dogg: *raps*