A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.
Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.
You are not aloud to have sex with a fourteen year old girl if you’re a fourty year old man
The Phantom rule is based of the movie The Phantom of the Opera
The phantom realm is where Hugh sent Jimbo in a final duel. It is usually used in a term right before you finish someone off.
Your going to the phantom realm jimbo
Someone who seems like they never grow up, coined in Nigeria in tribute to a basketballer who stayed 25 for three years in a row
Mr x: hey you know him too?
Mr y: yes, he was my mentor growing up...he graduated from the university of Jos in 1992
Mr x: WHAT!! He told me he is 22
Mr Y: damn, he is one of those phantom figures who never seem to grow old...
Someone who takes a huge shit and leaves it for the next person to see.
I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.
When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's
He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.
a monstrous disguise for a beautiful person
you act evil when you are not you ack like the phantom