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The internet is filled with stupid bullshit that fills human minds with lies and self-destructive plans.
The internet is cursed.
The internet is cured and shall go away soon.
All deaths are final.
Another word for router when you can't think of the word or you just don't wanna say it
Jill: is the Internet thing on?
Bob: yea it is buts it's also known as the touter
Based on chat rooms or forums, the individual who continually posts one line posts containing few words to people or persons who they a: do not know well, b: have never met, c: have nothing in common with or d: no intention of learning more about that person.
In the spirit of bloat posting (adding total amount of posts to a forum or website) to make the numbers more attractive to potential sponsors or for advertisers.
Or in the guise of pretending to look interested in whatever the topic, subject or debate may be.
"Hey everyone its Bill birthday, happy birthday Bill!!"
"" Omg Bill, have a super day!"" (internet cheerleading)
"Hi, Im new to the site, just saying hi and hope to meet people"
"" Welcome to the site, I hope you meet people too!"" (Internet Cheerleading)
"Does anyone know how to fix a widget?"
""No I dont but hopefully you will someone who does."" (Internet Cheerleading)
A person who is addicted to the internet. They have multiple sites that they sign up for i.e. myspace, facebook, black planet, multiply, hoverspot, etc.
Jennifer is an internet ho because I saw her page on myspace, facebook, multiply, and saw her again on tagged.
A guy/boy that has opinions on internet forums mainly about techs/games/tvshows etc. Wanks tirelessly and has a good internet connection, might even VPN so he can endulge the freedom that the internet provides for him. He is not a rare sight in these days as internet boys have taking over with their researched facts.
Me. Why do my laptop keep shutting down?
Internet boy: Eh.. Try 2133 mhz and cmos with a dell fork
Me: Sorry i don´t understand
Internet boy: Sends link that only internet boys understands
Me: I´m so estupido, why! I wish i had more tech skills like that internet boy.
These are the times for nerds! God damn you Big Bang Theory!
A female that takes explicit pics & posts them publicly onto an internet site & expects guys to give them a respectful response out of their pics.
INTERNET TEASE
Girl: "I'm So Sexy!" (pic caption example)
Guy: "can I tap that hun?"
Girl: "Hell NO Perv!"
The type of bravado a person exhibits on the internet incognito behind a screen only to turn coward when confronted physically.
Rob was all internet courage when slut shaming Koko's gala attire last night but stuttered when she accosted him in class.