Apple Bobbing

Giving someone a hickey directly on his Adams apple.

"Mike looked so stupid after some chick went apple bobbing on him"

bob spaghetti

The best cult leader in the world

Stranger: Who is the leader of your cult
Me: The greatest man in the world... bob spaghetti

sure bob

yeah okay, sure. when you think someone is lying, you respond with, "sure bob"

me : jon you got no dick
jon: sure bob

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Dry Bob

Sex without ejaculation

you're gettin some and the girl's parents walk in and you have to pull out before you jizz, thus the dry bob.

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Billy Bob

To Billy Bob is to half ass in a very redneck fashion. This is an extremely quick and risky technique used to complete a task and if it works out it is extremely efficient. If it doesn't work out then...

SOLDIER 1: "Hey man do you remember Private Emery from AIT?"
SOLDIER 2: "Oh, wasn't he the really tall guy?'
SOLDIER 1: "Yea man, did you hear what he did with his cracked truck frame when he got home?
SOLDIER 2: "No, what happened?"
SOLDIER 1: "He decided to Billy Bob the hell out of it man! He clamped some exhaust clamps on a pipe that he laid across the crack and it worked!
SOLDIER 2: "Holy shit!"

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What The Bob

What The Bob (or "wtb") is an alternative way of saying what the fuck (or "wtf"). Bob refers to the drummer of My Chemical Romance, Bob Bryar.

(w)FireAtWill(w) Says:
TODAY I SAW A GIANT OCTOPUS
Chemical__Chloe__MCR Says:
what the bob?

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