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When you get so extremely excited that your boner actually extends, breaks through the ceiling and hits the roof of the current facility you are in. If this is currently infeasible, it may be simpler to scream it to the heavens.
My parents were out of the house, I got the candles lit, and she said she would be over in ten. Can't even contain my rooftop boner right now...
ROOFTOP BONER!!!
When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.
" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."
An erection achieved without the assistance of ED medication, like Viagra or Cialis.
I've gotten so used to this stuff, I haven't had an honest boner in years.
When you get a hard on from seeing a only a cute/attractive face.
Damn, that Ariana Grande pic gave me a wicked Face Boner.
An boner caused from twisted disturbed thoughts usually while on drugs
My wife and I were fighting all of the sudden I popped a twisted boner
1. An action or event that totally kills your boner.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.
1. John: Did you bone Carrie last night?
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!
1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!
2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.
An involuntary erection usually occurring in an unwanted situation, and often leading to embarrassment. I.e) cafeteria, family living room, parents vehicle, place of work or school.
Lester was late for class because he had to wait for his Barbarian boner to subside.