When you get a hard on from seeing a only a cute/attractive face.
Damn, that Ariana Grande pic gave me a wicked Face Boner.
An boner caused from twisted disturbed thoughts usually while on drugs
My wife and I were fighting all of the sudden I popped a twisted boner
When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.
" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."
An erection achieved without the assistance of ED medication, like Viagra or Cialis.
I've gotten so used to this stuff, I haven't had an honest boner in years.
When you get so much hype, you pop a boner.
OMG BRO! THE NEW STAR WARS TRAILER GAVE ME A HYPE BONER
When you get a boner just thinking about a situation or event that is going to happen in the near future.
Brian: Bro did you see Jenny’s slutty outfit?
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it
When you have rocked a boner for an extended period of time and it feels like it has had it's own workout day at the gym.
After a weekend of sex and nakedness Heather wanted more, but Aaron couldn't do it, he was clearly suffering from boner exhaustion.