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1. Fingering a girl when she doesn't want you to.
2. Going into a house and stealing.
You were at her friends house and u were breaking and entering her, dude thats like rape.
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When you've had so much intercourse with women, that you actually start to consider having sex with men.
Ted: Jenny has been smothering me as of late at night--she can't get enough of me.
Jeff: Wait, Jenny is hot...what's the problem?
Ted: Man, I think she forced my limit break?
Jeff: What the hell?
Ted: Umm, Jeff you seeing anybody?
Jeff: Hey man....that's not cool--at all.
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When you're hot-boxing a room/car/anything you can hotbox while smoking pretty much anything, usually marijuana, and somebody opens the door or cracks a window. They "break the seal" on the hotbox and let the smoke out.
Smoking Newbie - "Dude, I'm getting so high, I need to get out of here." He reaches to open the door.
Stoner - "Fuck No! Don't break the seal!"
Smoking Newbie - "I think I'm going to pass out..."
Stoner - "As long as the seal isn't broken we'll be alright."
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That awful period of time after the Super Bowl and before Spring Training, when there are no real sports on t.v. and the only things on are basketball and hockey and stuff like that. No more entertaining sports to watch for a while.
American #1: "After the super bowl, we had to survive a whole month with no sports till we were saved by spring training!"
American #2: "I know ! hate the sports break!"
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the first sweet taste of SUMMER
a time when kids finally get a break in the school year
a great time to get a tan, since the water is still sort of chilly
conjures up images of water, sun, and sand
Adult: "What are you doing in April?"
Typical Teenager: "SPRING BREAK!!!"
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To have a girl spread her ass cheeks open for you.
Janice was so horny she break bread for me.
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When a hooker chooses a new pimp she needs to prove herself by earning some cash and forking it over.
Pimp: Biatch.. if you wan me to pimp you, i need to see what your ass is made of.
Hoe: Aight, I'll make you some money and we'll be breaking bread on Tuesday.
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