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cum, nut... etc usually used sarcastically between recently pubescent teens or really drunk adults
i spread my hump butter on her muffin
A girl who, from far away, looks like a knockout. Upon closer examination, her face is in actuality so heinous that even if her body is bangin, it cannot overcome this massive deficiency.
Many Eastern European girls are butter faces.
When peanut butter is used to lure a pet into licking ones gential area.
Dana gave her dog some fancy pink boots and treated herself to some pooch butter. (what a sick bitch)
When a guy cums in a girls asshole during anal and his cum mixes with the woman’s shit, creating a nasty peanut butter looking mix.
Dude I made a truffle butter with Amya last night!
The frothy byproduct of jacuzzi sex.
Smithers, clean up that jacuzzi butter you and Jeeves made!
A cheap brand of clothing, generally the poor mans Ed Hardy.
"Man that Ed Hardy shirt's $150! I'll just go get that Brad Butter one for $15!"
For those that are extremely ass-greasy on a constant basis, this is a term to be aware of. Keeping up with asshole hygiene is very difficult for some individuals. Sometimes, to remain dry and “scent-free”, there needs to be some improvising when toilet paper isn’t easily accessible. It would be easy just to drag your ass across the carpet like a dog but there needs to be a certain level of dignity kept. Common methods to wiping ones ass can include using the bed sheet while in bed, using the inside of your shirt or underwear that you are wearing, washing your ass with water in someone’s bathroom sink (although disgusting, the jerk didn’t have any TP!), or any other situation where toilet paper is substituted with something.
“I was greasier than all hell so I had to spread the butter with Joe’s ferret.”