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When someone farts into your butthole and you fart it back out.
That was an impressive butthole blowback, Sally.
Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through
“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”
Heating up cum to 100 degrees Celsius and pouring it into someone's asshole.
Guy 1: "Bro that's that weird bitch emily!"
Guy 2: "She's an actual freak fr"
Guy 3: "She gave Nick a butthole barbeque migga"
When a person uses a cardboard tube from a finished wrapping paper roll to project ecstatic sounds, heat and moisture to another’s butthole. Other forms of cylindrical objects may be used but an authentic Butthole Yoodler uses holiday cheer to perk beloveds. Hence, wrapping paper rolls as first choice.
The moist, high pitch Butthole Yoodler echoed through the tube to amplify soft breaths and warm wishes on his butthole, just the way he liked it.
When your farts are so bad the air is thick like a heavily polluted city.
After burrito night, Seth's farts were making the air unbreathable. He had a serious case of Beijing Butthole
My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte
FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks
ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!