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A term loosley used to describe having sex without a condom.
"After slamming a high number of keystone lights, Doug got poopchute drunk and a 220lb party bison found him half passed out on a couch, jumped on his dick and he stuck it in cold smokey."
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When someone is "feelin' cold" it means they are wearing a lot of diamonds or silver jewellery.
"I'm feelin' cold, cuz I'm wearin ma ice on ma wrist/neck dogg"
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Cold pressed juices are hip and happening in any area with a sodasopa. These expensive non pasteurized bottles of mixed fruits and vegetables are often consumed by those doing a 'cleanse' and are locally sourced, organic and basically better than you.
yo bro, this juice is half your size. It's cold pressed. So I'm jacked.
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A handjob with a handful of fresh powder snow.
Jesus I'm gonna need a re-heater Peter after this cold steven.
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when a guy is not with the actions/ with the shit
Amy: "Yo Tyler you wanna come over and drink beer?"
Tyler: "Nah I gotta go home and do my homework."
Amy: "Man he's a cold sausage."
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When you slap your flacid pen!s on her face.
I pulled out my Johnson and started smacking her in the face
"She's getting a real cold dicking"
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Used to describe a female significant other of an individual who they are not married to, although their relationship is extremely similar to that of a marriage.
A cold marriage is used to describe the couple itself; cold marriages are often between two people who are living together, may have children, and entirely joint expenses and lifestyles without any legal marriage ever taking place. This may be legally and formally be referred to as "common law marriage".
"Chelsea had her health coverage from her job change from Blue Cross to Aetna."
"She doesn't get your coverage?"
"Nah man, that's my cold wife."
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