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When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.
"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom
A term used to describe someone who is a mistake and ugly at the same time
Yo Tyler you look like some busted condom headass
Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash
Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash
A goof troop filled with users that screw up the Landonia patriarchy and borrowing the name from the accident that led to their birth.
y’all fuckers look like the condom corp 💀
People who are pedophiles or do something wrong and refuse to own up to it
This mf really did me dirty
What a condom sharr
A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.