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a concoction of all things that keep *down there* smelling and tasting good.
equal parts cranberry, pineapple and apple Juice (all unsweetened) with some ice.
Jake just invited me over, time for some of that coochie juice!!
A man that likes cleaning cum out of a woman that isn’t his
Lemme come through and be a coochie cleaner
On October 10,2020( and ever other day of the year) everybody who coochie stank , washes their coochie.
Y’all tmr is national wash your coochie day ... so do it
A coochie dominator is unlike the rest, when seeing a coochie dominator his presence is know.
“Damn who just walked in he’s a coochie dominator for sure, i felt him walk in without looking”
The depreciated value of coochie due to free Internet PornHub access, forcing wanna-be Instagram models to get a real job instead.
Q: Shaneeka hasn’t updated her page in months; what’s up?
Me: Donations dried up. She delivering for UPS now. Hiding that sexy body under a uniform, working 9 to 5 to pay bills Another victim of the Coochie-conomy... *smh*
The thin roll of left-over toilet paper that develops when a moist or dry coochie is wiped with toilet paper and is stuck in a coochie crease. It will typically dry up and fall in panty liner. Not uncommon to be be seen by personal wax lady. It happens most often with 2-ply toilet paper.
"Damn girl, that pussy be smokin'. Look at all those coochie joints."
"Hey babe, do I have cotton mouth? Or is it your coochie joint."
"I asked my wax lady, are those white pubes on that wax strip. She said, no, those are your coochie joints."
When a vagina gets so dry, it oxidizes. Becoming rust. Bonus points if she’s a redhead
Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”
Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”