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when you sit down and there is a sudden breeze and vibration in your ass
guy1:ohhhh
guy2:what is it?
guy1:i just got a ghost dildo
guy2:no way!
Someone who sucks on medium-rare dildos
'Ugh derick is such a dildo sucker' says marcus 'I know right, he definitely sucks medium-rare dildos' says swaneeet
It's when you stick dildos all over the floor, walls and ceiling, covering up the entire room with dildos.
Bob has set up a dildo jungle.
Someone who cant get girls so when he does get a girlfriend the relationship only last around 4 weeks, and because he cant girls he let them us him in any way they want
he has been a real jeoy dildo in all his relationships lately
The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.
(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!
A massive penis used by horny women. usually in the shape of their favorite porn star or boyfriend.
Girl 1: Omg my new daddy dildo came in the mail!!!
Girl 2: Which porn star!?
Girl 1: Johnny sins!!!!
When the male is wearing a strap-on on his ass and he has a male or female on each side and is penetrating both with his penis and strap-on; greatly exaggerating the thrust so you get good action on both sides.
Gabe, paired with John and Johniffer has a great time using the Dildo Dick Combo.