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Aqua Teen Hunger Force is a show that maney do not like because they are to sophisticated and intellegent.I was reading difenitions four pages ago, people said ATHF was a stoner show or for 11 year olds who wanna be cool. They said it was strange and random. They said people only liked because it airs so late and they are half asleep. But now everyone leaves cool defs., cuz those pruney old bitches realized that they were makeing dumb asses of them selves.
1. I don't smoke pot and never will
2.I watch it on DVD at 6 o'clock and it's STILL good
3. I'm not 11, I'm 15, I watch the show with my older freinds and sometimes with my DAD who is 40
4. Random is not a complement, stop useing it that way. OHHHH, jhony u r sooo random. ATHF is anything but random. It may be a little eccentric, but not RANDOM.
5.Err does NOT look like a WMD! Probably some nervouse old ladey who has 911 on speed dial: No person with any tech experience sees a LED light board and thinks it's a bomb. They were 5 millimeters thick with a couple of D-batteries stapeled to them! WHERE ARE THE EXPLOSIVES KEPT?!
In conclusion, ATHF is usally liked by those who are not bland posers with sticks up their ass. These people are real to them selves and admitt that they like something, even though others may tell them that makes them immature low life scum.
Fred: Aqua Teen Hunger Force is for stoned insomniac pussies
Bob: just a minnute while I grab a moon rock, nerd
*vigorus moon-spanking ensues*
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Revenant from Apex Legends
Bro you have Black Air Force Energy
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The t-shirt that every jewish person between the ages of 13-30 owns. Most commonly khaki and yellow print.
"Do you own an Israeli Defense Force shirt?"
"No."
"What? Are you sure you're a jew?"
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Taking a huge toke of mary jane causing your head to hurt.
Like geting struck in the head with bat.
Oh man!!! I just took some serious blunt force trauma to the dome!
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US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT
I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate
air force oath of enlistment
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A crazy ass nigga with no regard for his or other’s lives, This nigga will fight 10x harder than any other nigga, if it can be helped stay away from a nigga with black forces
Kiswoo. Kiswoo has black Air Force 1’s stay away from him
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Some Air Force fuckwad that thinks that he is so smart and cool because he gets to put his name on the side of a jet which thinks the only way it is capable of flying his because of his hard work of sitting inside for 2 hours bitching about IMDS and then going out to his jet, taking off a couple of covers,jerking off the pilot,and waiving his hands in the air thinking that the pilot is really moving in the direction that he is telling him too. Once the pilot takes off he throws in a pinch of Skoal Wintergreen and walks down the flightline like he rescued the fucking President of the United States. Then 1.5 hours later he waives his hands in the air again and then sucks off the pilot for one last time of the day and then fuels it, changes a tire and pretends to look at the engine like he really knows what the fuck he is doing. Does this sound a little familiar to you civilians??? It should, it's the same job as the piece of white trash that works at your local gas station and fills up your car with gas, checks your fluids, and rotates your tires.
The asshole Air Force Crew Chief at Spot 3
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