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Manual stimulation occurring while searching for titillating images on the internet.
Are you going to try to hook up tonight, Barry?
Nah, I think I'll just stay in and have a Google and shake.
When she wraps her legs around you when you're about to nut, to prevent you from pulling out.
Friend: Man, just as I came she wrapped her legs around me like a boa constrictor so I couldn't pull out.
Epic Friend: Yep, that's the Google Hug alright.
Urban Googling is when a word/term doesn't make sense, and you need to know what it means, but you know you won't find it in a dictionary so you look on UrbanDictionary.com
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS A GLOMP!
Guy2:I dunno
Guy1: Screw it, I'm Urban Googling
The act of looking up obscure facts when in social situations just for the hell of it.
John: Who was that guy in the movie where they beat the crap out of aliens?
Bob: I dunno? Lemme look it up just for shits and googles...
A soft google is when google answers your question instatly, either in the predictive filling of the search bar on in the preview of the first results related to your question.
If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google and doesnt count as a soft google any more.
I got the answer from a soft google, it came right up.
The process in which you lick your partner’s ear and slowly whisper
“Goodbye endless spam calls. Hello to a phone plan with built in spam blocking. See you later, networks that are unsafe. Hello built in VPN, now the networks I join are private. Goodbye hackers and trackers finding my personal information. Hello to a phone plan that keeps me safe and secure. Goodbye everything you can't”
Let’s skip foreplay and start google-fying.
The dry strand of snot you sometimes see in somebody's nose.
~ Credit to my friend C Snyman for coining the phrase, I'm just trying to immortalise it ~
Hey Joe, you have a google twig in your left nostril!