Earth's majestical naturally occurring pubic hair that somehow appears from dirt
Man, why do cows eat grass? It's Earths pubes
Adjective/verb/noun: Describes a chaotic or absurd state where everything feels so ridiculous that sanity is optional. The embodiment of exhaustion so profound that all you want to do is exist as grass – silent, still, and utterly unbothered.
“Go grass or go home” - When you’re so close to losing it that you fully embrace the chaos or absurdity as a coping mechanism.
Urgent Notes:
“Grass” can be applied universally – whether you’re mentally fried, descending into silliness, or just want to become one with the lawn and vibe forever.
Example: “This is a mess, it’s go grass or go home at this point.”
“I’m grassing hard after that endless meeting.”
“GRASSGRASSGRASSGRASS”
That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.
Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.
something 96% of twitter users haven't touched LOL
touch some grass!
toxic twitter user: no lol
something 96% of twitter users haven't touched LOL
hey you should touch some grass you twitter user!
twitter user: no lol