Earth's majestical naturally occurring pubic hair that somehow appears from dirt
Man, why do cows eat grass? It's Earths pubes
That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.
Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.
something 96% of twitter users haven't touched LOL
touch some grass!
toxic twitter user: no lol
something 96% of twitter users haven't touched LOL
hey you should touch some grass you twitter user!
twitter user: no lol