pain has never been so brilliant

A phrase coined by the christian post-hardcore band Underoath meaning "I've never been in so much pain."

Teddy: My girlfriend dumped me last night.
Bob: sucks, man. you aiiight?
Teddy: pain has never been so brilliant

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*jefree star has left the chat

Meaning - heavily beyond SHOOK like the queen HIS/HER is CHOCKING RN and James Charles has been CANCLED

groupchat
Thelifeofmac2005 post- did makeup today bomb AF
*jefree star enters the chat*
*james Charles QUITS YT
{error message} *Jefree star has left the chat*

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Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year

Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.

"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*

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Shit soandis horse cock ha Qmsvx

When your eating takis and you try getting the crumbs out of the bottom so you tilt the bag into your mouth and get the dust in your eye.

These ( cough) takis are really good. Shit soandis horse cock ha Qmsvx

A river has fallen into the man in lego city

When you heard the "A man has fallen into the river in lego city" and you get so tired so you just change the words to make it less boring

John: Have you heard about the man that felt into the river in lego city?
Oliver: Yes, I heard it 1984932 times.
John: But, I bet you haven't heard about this one; A river has fallen into the man in lego city.
Oliver: No, I haven't heard that!

National a guy has to make a move day

A guy has to ask out a girl, hold her hand, kiss or hug her, etc. for this one day.

National A guy has to make a move day: Tristan: “Hey.. Tegan..”
Tegan: “Yeah, Tristan?”
Tristan: “I need to ask you something..”
Tegan: “Okay, what’s up, you ok?”
Tristan: “Do you wanna maybe go out with me sometime.. on a date?”
Tegan: “I would love to, Tristan”

Tristan: *puts arm around her and smiles*

See guys.. be like Tristan. Make that move. Any queen would be lucky to date a king like you <3
By: Adrianna Dossi

white van which has a old guy in it

yeah that van is probably safe and will give you tons of candy. to acquire the candy you must get in the back of the van and say LESSSSS GO!!! 😎😎😎😎😎. then the car will start to go forward and when you come to your destination you will get the candy. THIS PROCESS IS VERY POG.

Person 1: I hopped in a white van which has a old guy in it and I got TONS OF CANDY!
Person 2: Is this an ad?
Person 1: Yes this is an ad for Raid Shadow Legends and their pickup candy system.