Americana Cult Musician, Singer and Song writer. Referred to as the "Inventor of psycho-billy" among underground rock-a-billy enthusiasts.
Songs Include - Redneck jazz, Ugly Man Madhouse
Evan Johns and his H-Bombs
-1-"hey, Did you Evan johns is still playing"
-2-"WHAT?! I thought he was dead?"
-1-"No, he moved to the West Coast
The phenomenon of a particular champion on the other team getting extremely fed and carrying their team, then having the same champion in your next game be a feeder for your team.
dat xerath went 21/0/616 cuz my tem did knotz buy MR but den i queued wit john then we went 1/23/1, i just got john effected
Another name for Papa Johns, Coppa John's is notorious for their nosy delievery drivers who call the police on their pot smoking customers.
Did you hear about the medical marijuana patient in Aurora colorodo who called papa johns and the delivery guy called the cops?
Oh shit! Boycott Coppa John's!
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A man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. He's not the boogieman. He's the guy you send to kill the fucking boogieman.
I once saw him (John Wick) kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A fuuocking pencil. Who the fouck can do that?
Russian1: Nice ride she a 70?
John Wick:69.
*After talking this russian dude named viggo his son steals his h=car and killed his dog. Viggo at the beginning ¨talks¨ with John and then just annihilate his ass
a dark mostly unknown phanomene living in the trap house of Schnörwangens. He is besties with Kirsten and gets along with cows very well. His name comes from "John Deere", he likes to wear cappie of this brand
He likes them fine fine pickles out of the fine jar.
Cheese, ham, no fish for john.
Lunch at heidi is also always a pleasure
Secretly in love with Tim schnörwangen, jealous at Lina Rabe.
John paradise is a shy king cowboy sweetie
"My John is paradise."
"Are you going to spohler krug inventurparty?- j.p. Shakes head"
"Moin"
One of the hunkiest and most athletic Indian Bollywood Actors of all time. When he takes off his shirt every man feels insecure about their body
Woman: Did you go to the gym
Man: Yea I’m trying to get my John Abraham on
A guy who's probably gay and stuff. I bet he likes swiss cheese and octopods
That John McGowan guy is probably gay and stuff. Bet he likes Octopods.