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When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.
Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.
Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch
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A Finnish kiss, is when you kiss with someone else, and your lips get stuck together. As if they froze together, you have something sticky on your lips, or any other way you can possibly manage to get your lips stuck to another pair of lips.
Mary- It was so cold outside yesterday! Steve and I had a Finnish kiss!
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A point blank, bare assed fart to the lips.
"Can I give you a mud kiss on the lips?"
"Yeah! Where else would you give a mud kiss?"
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The month when women with boyfriends who are participating in the so-called manly event, "No Shave November", become so disgusted and turned off by their hairy men that they choose not to kiss them...a retaliation towards No Shave November!!!
Boyfriend: Yeahhhh, I'm being manly and participating in No Shave November!
Girlfriend: Oh, you mean No Kiss November?
Boyfriend:......wait, what?
Girlfriend: No Shave, No Kiss, The End!
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To lick another person's face from the tip of the nose to the hairline. A particularly good way to end a first date.
Brad: Oh man, dude, Melanie totally gave me a dinosaur kiss after our date last night. Score!
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When a girl wraps her legs around your head so tight while you're going down on her that you simultaneously slap both ass cheeks because you are struggling air.
Man, my girl had me giving her walrus kisses last night because I was doing so good. Shit almost killed me.
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its were you straddle your best friend and make out with them and then talk about cheese cake or some crazy random shit like that
Me and Adma are kissing buddies
Skyward: you have a boyfriend
Me: I know kissing BUDDIES!!!!!
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