you know what i'm sayin

(yoo no hwut im sa'in), pron., v., pron., n., v.
1. To let the person your addressing understand what you mean.
2. Is used frequently through an educating conversation.
3. A mating call

1., 2. The carbon-14 atoms that cosmic rays produce, coalesce with oxygen to structure carbon dioxide, which plants take in naturally and integrate into plant fibers by photosynthesis. You know what i'm sayin?

3. Hey girl, why don't we go to my place and connect our genetilia, you know what i'm sayin?

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you know how I do

1. The catch-all phrase for expressing approval of someone's admiration of your present action. Also used to express that a present state or action is so oft-repeated, it is as habit to the speaker.

See That's how I roll and that's how we do

1a. "You got with dem 22s on yo ride, man? That's gangsta."
"Act like you know, man. You know how I do."

1b. "You still won't have a pinup in a fabulous room/On her back pickin' out baskets of fruit/(I love you boo)/
Yeah freak and Petey love you too/Ha Ha/You know how I do..." ~Petey Pablo

1c. "You got dem Now-or-Later Gators man? You stay fresh n****!"
"You know how I do."

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shut up baby, i know it

saying, originating from the character 'bender' in 'futurama'. a statement associated with pimps, and gives the speaker a sense of power and self-worth. however, overexcessive use may result in physical pain.

- "it's raining outside"
- "shut up baby, i know it"
- "gaaaaaah!!" (physical violence follows)

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Do you know my dad?

A vague question one asks angry, deep-voiced British skiers after being told not to give someone the stick. Usually answered by a baritone note.

Snowjob: "DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"

Kid #1: "We're sorry-"

Kid #2: "Do you know my dad?"

Snowjob: "WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

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IF! you know what i mean

an innuendo meaning something sexual or bad... but not

Teacher: okay give me that piece of wood right there
Student: OHHHh ill give you that piece of wood.... IF! you know what i mean

Teacher to Student: your report came up a little short....IF! you know what i mean

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I Know What I Got

When you know, you have something good or awesome that people are talking to you about. Can be used cleverly in a common sentence as jokingly as possible. Can be used in a text: IKWIG

Man you have really nice car. Friend: I know What I Got.
Wife: You got $3500 this week. Husband: I know What I Got.
Father: You clean your room son? No electronics until your done. Son: I know What I Got.
Mother: Your going to get pregnant keeping your Legs Open. Daughters: I Know What I Got.

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do you know the muffin man

no

"do you know the muffin man?"
"no, i actually don't-"
"the muffin man, the muffin man"
"please sto-"
"who lives on Drury Lane"

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